- Agatha Jackson: Now you see what kind of trouble you can get into when you don't mind Mommy and Daddy!
- Agatha Jackson: You didn't think we were serious, did you, George? It was just a little joke, George.
- Agatha Jackson: The director didn't have any idea what he needed to be, was, or should be doing. He knew nothing.
- George Manning: Billy wants to do what... put his appendix in a bottle and take it to school? I love it! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I love it! It's a GREAT idea! Of course he can!
- Billy Manning: Can I really take my appendix to school and show it to my friends? The girls in my class will really get sick just looking at it!