- Mel Funn: [seen as an insert title] Mr. Marceau, how would you like to appear in the first silent movie made in nearly fifty years?
- Marcel Marceau: [in French, the only spoken line in the film] Non!
- Dom Bell: [seen as an insert title after Mel hangs up the phone] What did he say?
- Mel Funn: [seen as an insert title] I don't know. I don't speak French!
- Mel Funn: [mouths, very clearly] You dirty son of a bitch!
- [an insert title appears, which reads: "You bad boy."]
- Tourist women: [twice] Fags!
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