- Harry Fishbine: This is STILL the United States of America, god damn it! Los Angeles, California! Land of the free, home of the...
- Mother: Rams and the Dodgers!
- Jugs: I held a bloody baby in my arms and watched the mother...
- [pause]
- Mother: And what you witnessed was a massive hemorrhage that NO doctor in the world coulda stopped with the equipment we carry in that rig. Ya did your best, ya saved the kid. But that doesn't count?... Ya know, if every driver that lost two patients in one day quit, we wouldn't have any drivers. You go stompin' around demanding rights and responsibility... well, you got it. And this is as good as it gets.
- Mother: [takes his order from restaurant counterman Barney] So where's the mayo?
- Barney: On the side.
- Mother: Why don't you put it on the burger?
- Barney: I lied four times in my life; I stole apples when I was a kid; I cheated on my wife once; I even prayed for the death of my in-laws. But putting mayonnaise on a bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter and onions is a sin you alone will have to be responsible for!
- Tony Malatesta: They don't call me Speed for nuthin'.
- Jugs: Well, let's hope they don't call you Speed for everything!
- Dermatologist: I happen to be the finest dermatologist in this city!
- Mother: Well, if acne breaks out, we'll let you know.
- Mother: One of these days, Murdoch, we're gonna pool together and get you something that won't fight back. Like a quadruple amputee.
- Harry Fishbine: I don't have to tell you people times are tough. You read the papers! The country is going to hell! Now you take inflation, recession, welfare, there's nothing we can do about that. But thanks to muggings, malnutrition, assassination and disease, we got a chance to make a buck!
- Mother: [to Harry, after Harry yells at him on the radio to take a call] Yes'm, Massa Harry, you son of a bitch.
- Harry Fishbine: This report from the police commission said you sold drugs. Cocaine!
- Tony Malatesta: Actually, it says I was *accused* of selling drugs.
- Harry Fishbine: Whatever!
- Tony Malatesta: The investigation is still pending!
- Harry Fishbine: I know! But I also know, that when cops go after other cops, they sometimes have a habit of, uh, 'pissing milk on each other'. You know what I mean?
- Tony Malatesta: I've heard that. I've never actually seen it happen, of course.
- Harry Fishbine: Uh-huh. What I'm trying to say is, I assume you're clean now.
- Tony Malatesta: I never used drugs.
- Harry Fishbine: Oh, I believe you and all that, but why don't you roll up your sleeves for me, huh?
- Tony Malatesta: You don't usually *shoot* cocaine, you *snort* it! But I'd be very happy to blow my nose for you.
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