- Eric Morecambe: [as Cyrano de Bergerac] What would it take for you to kiss me?
- Penelope Keith: [as the Queen of France] Chloroform.
- Diva: Thank you, everybody, thank you. I'd like to thank all of you for watching me and my little show here tonight. If you've enjoyed it, then it's all been worthwhile. So until we meet again, good night, and I love you all!
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By what name was The Morecambe & Wise Show (1968) officially released in India in English?
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