- Paul: [the Monsignor is asking Paul about his church affiliation] I don't go to church, sir.
- Monsignor Ernest Mueller: [Surprised] You don't go to church?
- Paul: No, sir.
- Monsignor Ernest Mueller: You're not a Protestant, are you?
- Paul: No, sir.
- Monsignor Ernest Mueller: Thank heaven for that!
- Paul: [a bit hesitant] I am an atheist, sir.
- Monsignor Ernest Mueller: [Taken aback] I beg your pardon?
- Paul: I'm an atheist, sir.
- Monsignor Ernest Mueller: You mean you deny the existence of God?
- Paul: I don't deny it. I just don't believe it. It's my own opinion, sir.
- Dracula: [Dracula's first line screaming at the faithless priest] Who has done this thing! Tell me who has done this thing!
- Max: You're going to meet her mama for the first time tonight, aren't you? Now, you take a good look at her mama, my boy, because that's exactly what your girl is going to look like - after you've married her. That is, if her mama lets you marry her.
- Anna: There. Let me take your boots off. There. Now, let me put your slippers on.
- Monsignor Ernest Mueller: You're as good as a wife to me, Anna.
- Anna: Oh! Not quite, Ernest.
- Max: What I don't understand is what you hope to get out of these books of yours?
- Paul: What life's about. Something of the truth.
- Max: The truth? Oh, what do you want with that? Look, if you want to be a success in life, forget the truth.
- Paul: I can't just forget it.
- Max: Well, then, stay a pastry cook. That way it doesn't matter.
- Monsignor Ernest Mueller: Count Dracula - is alive. During the hours of darkness, she must never be left alone. You understand that? Not for one moment must you leave her side. Protect yourself as best you can. There are devices, which may be of some affect. Charms. Herbs. You will find it all here. You are a scholar of sorts, I understand. They're all in Latin. Do the best you can.
- Priest: The flowers of garlic should be placed on either side of the head, of the one to be protected, no more than a hand spread away from her throat. The oil from a clove of garlic should be smeared around the edges of any aperture in the walls, doors, and windows - lest the vampire try to gain ingress.
- Max: Girls! Unreliable - the whole lot of 'em. Come and go, *just* as the please. No sense of responsibility.
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