- Highway Patrol officer: These kids have no place to go and they want to get there at 150 miles an hour.
- Highway Patrol officer: Do you know what he did with that ticket I gave him? He and his son played tic-tac-toe on the back of it. You'd think people would grow up enough to know that the law doesn't belong to the cops; it belongs to them!
- Man at picnic: You wanna' join us for a drink?
- Tom Phillips: No thanks, we have to leave now.
- Man at picnic: Well, you gas up the car, why not gas up the driver?
- Jamie Phillips: They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up!
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