Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die
In this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his ... Read allIn this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his harem. UK spy, Susan Fleming, helps Kelly.In this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his harem. UK spy, Susan Fleming, helps Kelly.
- Kelly
- (as Michael Connors)
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaMike Connors has said that he performed the stunt where he hangs from a rope attached to a helicopter flying around the Christ the Redeemer Statue because a local Brazilian stuntman refused to do it.
- Quotes
Ardonian's secretary: [Ardonian is in his office trying to hide Lord Aldric 's hat and knapsack . His secretary walks into his office saying] Miss Soong is here sir
Wilma Soong: [He looks up and this beautiful young woman is walking into his office. He is stunned to see this incredible rare beauty. She walks near him and starts saying] I have come to arrange a meeting place between you and my employers. Also to set a date and time to this meeting.
[Ardonian points to a chair and she sits down in it. Ardonian didn't expect a girl of this increndible beauty. Mid 20's wearing the traditional Chinese dress called the cheongsam, which is a dress which is very tight on the body with two slits high up on both sides the length is just above the knee. Ardonian notices that Soong is well educated iand incredibly stylish.]
Mr. Ardonian: [He writes down a time and place on a piece of paper saying] can you remember this
[Ardonian is shocked looking at this incredibly beautiful woman , her Chinese bosses really knew Ardonian well and picked the most beautiful of all their women]
Wilma Soong: [Soong looks up at Ardonian and says] of course
Mr. Ardonian: [He says to her] very good then
Wilma Soong: [Soong stands up saying to him] it has been a pleasure meeting with you. Mr. Ardonian. I look forward to working with you again.
Mr. Ardonian: [He says] it is very important that someone very senior will be there
Wilma Soong: [Soong says to him] I can assure you Mr. Ardonian we do not play games
[Soong stands up and offers her hand to shake with Ardonian. He reaches over and shakes hands with Soong. Soong tries to finish the handshake but Ardonian pulls her towards him. Soong is initially stunned and freezes Ardonian looks at Soong's face and zooms in on her face looking ar her eyes. Ardonian has a strange sick smile on his face as he now looks lower at Soong's lips. Ardonian is showing himself to be a sexual predator. Soong turns and thanks him. He looks down ar Soong's derriere as she wiggles out of his office. Ardonian constantly zooms in on parts of young woman's bodies in a very lustful manner and these girls turn out to be the ones he plans to put in suspended animation.]
Mr. Ardonian: [Ardonian calls his jungle laboratory on a video phone] Kruger, I have just been informed they have agreed to a meeting. I want the laboratory open to their inspection. Please show them everything they ask about and tell them how we are set up.
Krüger: [Kruger says] yes Mr. Ardonian, I will do exactly as you say. I am very happy they have responded as quickly as they did. Is there anything else sir ?
Mr. Ardonian: [Ardonian says] ; yes, Kruger this is only the first baby steps in this process, I really don't know how long it would take to have any real progress. But, hopefully, things will go well. They seemed anxious to be honest, I requested that someone senior who could make decisions be there and they said definitely yes.
[Ardonian is looking at notes on his desk for the name of the girl he just met . Then he says to Kruger]
Mr. Ardonian: Kruger, if everything falls into place I believe I have an excellent replacement girl for the collection. Her name is Soong, Wilma Soong. Hopefully you and your team will have the pleasure of putting her on ice .
[It was a dead give away that any woman Ardonian did this stare at a part of her body it meant he want them to be placed onto cryogenic hibernation.]
- ConnectionsEdited into Operation: Secret Agents, Spies & Thighs (2007)
- SoundtracksBacia E Uccidi (Kiss The Girls And Make Them Die)
Music by Mario Nascimbene, Lyrics by Howard Greenfield
Sung by Lydia MacDonald accompanied by Mario Nascimbene Orchestra
Details
- Runtime1 hour 46 minutes
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1