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Quotes
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : What are you staring at?
Barry Ovis : You. I'm shatterd at your behaviour.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Knickers.
Barry Ovis : That's all you think of.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Bringing two girls to the same flat in one night for immoral purporses. I'm not even married yet and I'd die rather than bring one. The mind boggles.
Barry Ovis : Oh f... boggle off.
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Jean : Well, that inspector's gone. The're still not sure it was you at that orgy, so I suppose I'd better go out and buy you a false moustache. I suppose you don't recall how you lost that, either?
Jean : Well, I went into the cloakroom, with a... a girl, when the police raid came I panicked and had it off in 10 seconds flat.
Jean : What?
Barry Ovis : My moustache, with a razor, so as not to be recognized.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : I'm a sick man.
Wendy : You're not dying?
[presses his face to her bosom]
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Oh, I need some mountain air.
Wendy : Aah!
Sir William Mannering-Brown : I thought I'd, eh nose around the Himalayas.
Barry Ovis : [Barry burst in through the door] Hurry up! Please don't make a meal of it.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : Now get some clothes on, quickly.
Barry Ovis : I haven't any. I moved them all yesterday back to my own flat. And I lost my wedding suit at that... eh... party.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : He'll lose his birthday suit, next.