Fuzz (1972)

Brian Doyle-Murray: Detective

Quotes 

• Detective [Doyle-Murray] : Listen, do you want a jeep?

  Detective [Elbling] : A jeep? I don't want a jeep. What for?

  Detective [Doyle-Murray] : I got a friend. He gets a 100 people together and you can get surplus Army jeeps for $4.73 each.

  Detective [Elbling] : I'm not interested. It's a like a portable sand dune. I don't need any of that shit, really.

• Detective [Doyle-Murray] : She said *I'm* weird? I'm weird? That's the first time I ever had a chick ask me to get down and bark like a dog.

  Detective [Elbling] : Well, did you?

  Detective [Doyle-Murray] : Yeah, I did.

  Detective [Elbling] : And?

  Detective [Doyle-Murray] : A German Shepard jumped on top of me. I had to run out of the house. I couldn't get back in the house. I had to go home. My old lady said, I thought you were getting home a ten o'clock. I said the game broke up early.