- [first lines]
- Horace Bones: [addressing hippies] Let it be known to all the spirits that I am a Capricorn, living in The Tenth House... the house of our lord Satan. Let it be known to all the spirits that I, Horace Bones, was born into Hell, and reborn to this Earth. Let all the spirits here know that I am the first-born son of Satan! He commands my thoughts! I speak his words! Sons and daughters of Satan, put aside your worldly things and come to me.
- [the hippies ritualistically bow and raise their arms. Horace puts a pill into a goblet]
- Horace Bones: Let it be known, sons and daughters, that Satan was an acid-head. Drink from his cup. Pledge yourselves. And together, we'll aaaalll freak out!
- Sylvia: He's not drunk, stupid. He's been doped!
- Pete: Huh?
- Sylvia: With that stuff that they call LSD. The whole bunch take it.
- Pete: What does it do, that L-whatever you call it?
- Sylvia: Boy, you really don't know anything. Well, it makes a person crazy.
- Pete: Wow! Is that what *they've* done to Grampaw?
- Horace Bones: Tonight, we'll wreck the bakery!
- Molly: Not tonight, not unless you want us, uh, throwing up all over the place.
- Pete: Can't you do something for her, Grandpa?
- Doc Banner: I'm only a veterinarian, Pete. Your sister's not an animal.
- Mildred Nash: Somebody's sure treated her like one!
- [last lines]
- Dr. Oakes: Well, what can you say? At least the poor bastards have been put out of their misery. 'Cause death by hydrophobia is agony!
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