- Dracula: [to the Frankenstein Monster, who is attacking Dracula in pain after a lit car flare has been shoved into his face by Mike Howard, temporarily blinding him] No, him! Him! Him! No! Him! Him!
- Dr. Frankenstein: They have seen all the illusions in my Creature Emporium, but they have yet to face the greatest illusion: the illusion of reality.
- Dracula: And all those who would meddle in the destinies of Frankenstein and Dracula... will see an infernal bloodbath the likes of which has not swept the Earth before!
- [referring to some hippies on the beach]
- Martin: It seems that living near the water brings out the best and worst in us.
- Martin: If you've got a fireplace, burn some wood in it. It'll be a lot better than running loose on the streets.