- Dr. Murder: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of any organization which advocates the violent overthrow of the government of the United States of America?
- Marissa: Yes.
- Dr. Murder: Which one?
- Marissa: The Paul Revere and the Raiders Fan Club.
- Marissa: Listen, I just can't bring a child into this kind of a world. Maybe later. Huh, Carlos... huh?
- Various Voices: Well, Jesus, shall we fire up the golden chariot and descend to Earth?
- Various Voices: Sure, sure, Pop, but this time you go first.
- Various Voices: You should live so long.
- Marshal's man: I say we run them out of town.
- Marshal McLuhan: That's not the American way! Underneath those ridiculous clothes and destructive attitudes, there beats a heart crying "Give me another chance!" Who knows, they may be just around a dog leg from... good citizenship.
- Marshal McLuhan: [to Coel] Everything you need to make it here is in that machine. Opportunity. Security. Self-respect.
- [showing him the back of his jacket]
- Marshal McLuhan: One day, you may be wearing these insignia. And that's democracy in action.
- Texas Ranger: Father, I have to know, is police brutality really a sin?
- Coel: Only on Friday.
- Texas Ranger: I'm guilty, Father.
- Coel: For your penance, you will demonstrate bicycle safety at the Black Panther Convention in Mobile, Alabama.
- Various Voices: This is the real God speaking. Will the owner of the dark blue Mustang convertible, license number TUV525, please turn off your parking lights.