Paint Your Wagon (1969)

Benny Baker: Haywood Holbrook

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Quotes 

• Parson : Ye godless jaspers! Who are ya? Freemasons? Rosicrucians? Heathen emissaries from the depths of Babylon? Boozers! Gluttons! Gamblers! Fornicators!

  Steve Bull : Whassa fornicator?

  Haywood Holbrook : I dunno. I ain't a religious man.

• Haywood Holbrook : Dearly beloved. We have gathered together to grant this man, Ben Rumson, exclusive title to this woman, Mrs. Elizabeth Woodling, and to all her mineral resources. I have drawn up this Record of Claim which here and henceforth will be recognized as a certificate of marriage. So I ask you Ben, do you recognize this claim as a contract of marriage and do you take this woman to love honor and cherish?

  Pardner : [after long silence]  Oh, he does.

  Haywood Holbrook : Elizabeth Woodling, do you take this man, Ben Rumson, to love, honor and obey him until death do you part.

  Pardner : She does.

  Haywood Holbrook : I now pronounce you claimed and filed as Mr. and Mrs. Ben Rumson.