- Chief Wellman: Would you like to propose a toast?
- Capt. Mike Harmon: Yes. Criminals.
- [Chief Wellman is shocked]
- Capt. Mike Harmon: Without them, we'd all be out of work.
- Esmeralda Marini: It's hard to admit, isn't it?
- Capt. Mike Harmon: What?
- Esmeralda Marini: It is more fun breaking into a house, than protecting it.
- Capt. Mike Harmon: I couldn't care a less about your friends.
- Esmeralda Marini: We're not exactly friends. We just made love a few times. What's wrong?
- Capt. Mike Harmon: I see. Just lovers, not friends. You only go to bed with enemies, right?
- Esmeralda Marini: No! I loved him very much when we made love. After...
- Capt. Mike Harmon: Onto the next Roger.
- Esmeralda Marini: Naturally, you think there've been a lot.
- Capt. Mike Harmon: Yes, I do. If I thought about it.
- Esmeralda Marini: You'd consider even one more Roger too many. Right? You're the first man I ever knew who showed more interests in the others than in me.
- Esmeralda Marini: Why didn't you tell me it was going to be so hot?
- Capt. Mike Harmon: Would you have believed me if I told you?
- Esmeralda Marini: [after checking into a Kitzbühel hotel] I think he suspects something.
- Capt. Mike Harmon: What?
- Esmeralda Marini: Unmarried people asking for separate rooms is suspicious. He naturally assumes we are here to make love.
- Capt. Mike Harmon: Why would he think that?
- Esmeralda Marini: No skis.
- Capt. Mike Harmon: What you can't understand is that I'm crazy about you because you're a liar, a thief and a rebel!
- Albert Kinsky: This must mean that at last I'm an honest man! Or, else, I should not be so titillated with the prospect of doing something dishonest.
- Capt. Mike Harmon: I just want to be what you are: a free person. I'm against any: false morality, against established order, against hypocrisy. Against hang-ups!