- Ex-Staff Sgt. Hodges A.T.S., N.A.A.F.I.: I'm used to preparing good food, and in more bigger quantities than 'ere. I done it in he NAAFI, an' I done it in the ATS, an' I learnt it from my 'usband, 'oo was Chief Instructor at the Army School of Cooking. 'E's gawn now, God rest 'im.
- Matron: Oh - poor Mrs Hodges, I didn't know. I'm so sorry. What happened to him?
- Ex-Staff Sgt. Hodges A.T.S., N.A.A.F.I.: Well, 'e died of food poisonin' as it 'appens, but that don't enter in...