- Red Wolf: [Referring to 3 beautiful Indian women] My father says these are too skinny. He'll find something better.
- Jonathan Tibbs: [Three *formidable* and large Indian women gather] Great Scott!
- Red Wolf: My father says these will keep you warm in the winter.
- Jonathan Tibbs: [Whistles] What about the summer?
- Red Wolf: A brave can have many wives.
- Jonathan Tibbs: I'm not *that* brave!
- Bartender: [Tibbs orders a sherry - very dry] Mister, we got whiskey and we got water. We don't serve water.
- Kate: [last lines, as an arrow hits the stagecoach they're on] Indians!
- Jonathan Tibbs: [unconcerned] No, darling - relatives.