Carry on Cleo (1964)

Kenneth Connor: Hengist Pod

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Quotes 

• Horsa : If anyone in there asks who we are, say we're eunuchs.

  Hengist Pod : Yeah. What have we got to lose?

• Soothsayer : I will see whether the goddess will grant us a further vision. Oh Isis, sweet Isis...

  Hengist Pod : They're lovely. I'm very sorry sir, it's an old saying we have back in Britain.

• Hengist Pod : My name's Pod. Hengist Post, this is my wife Senna.

  Horsa : Oh, that's a pretty...

  Hengist Pod : Pretty what?

  Horsa : Er... pretty name.

  Senna Pod : It was, 'til I married somebody called "Pod".

• Mark Antony : Look at them. All solid bone and muscle.

  Spencius : Bone and muscle I've got plenty of. It's brains what people want nowadays.

  Mark Antony : They've got brains. Artisans, every one of them. Here you, what did you do in Britain?

  Hengist Pod : I was a wheelmaker.

  Mark Antony : See that? He makes wheels.

  Hengist Pod : Square ones.

  Mark Antony : Square... Never mind. Here, you. What did you do?

  Horsa : I was a hunter.

  Spencius : A hunter?

  Mark Antony : A hunter! Now, what about that then? A hunter. What did you hunt?

  Horsa : Romans.

• [Hosa comes in with WC marked on his arm] 

  Hengist Pod : I think someone's making a convenience of you!

• [the guard has just told Hengist that he will be going to the lions] 

  Hengist Pod : I hope they're a nice family!

  Horsa : Eh, Hengist, what he means is that you will be thrown to the lions, in the arena

  Hengist Pod : oh, THOSE lions! Yahhh!

  [Hengist jumps into Horsa's arms. Horsa puts Hengist down] 

  Horsa : Don't worry. Head in the mouth, quick snap of the jaws and it'll all be over!

  Hengist Pod : Yes, but how am I going to get his head into my mouth?