Carry on Cleo (1964)
Kenneth Connor: Hengist Pod
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Quotes
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Horsa : If anyone in there asks who we are, say we're eunuchs.
Hengist Pod : Yeah. What have we got to lose?
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Soothsayer : I will see whether the goddess will grant us a further vision. Oh Isis, sweet Isis...
Hengist Pod : They're lovely. I'm very sorry sir, it's an old saying we have back in Britain.
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Hengist Pod : My name's Pod. Hengist Post, this is my wife Senna.
Horsa : Oh, that's a pretty...
Hengist Pod : Pretty what?
Horsa : Er... pretty name.
Senna Pod : It was, 'til I married somebody called "Pod".
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Mark Antony : Look at them. All solid bone and muscle.
Spencius : Bone and muscle I've got plenty of. It's brains what people want nowadays.
Mark Antony : They've got brains. Artisans, every one of them. Here you, what did you do in Britain?
Hengist Pod : I was a wheelmaker.
Mark Antony : See that? He makes wheels.
Hengist Pod : Square ones.
Mark Antony : Square... Never mind. Here, you. What did you do?
Horsa : I was a hunter.
Spencius : A hunter?
Mark Antony : A hunter! Now, what about that then? A hunter. What did you hunt?
Horsa : Romans.
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[Hosa comes in with WC marked on his arm]
Hengist Pod : I think someone's making a convenience of you!
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[the guard has just told Hengist that he will be going to the lions]
Hengist Pod : I hope they're a nice family!
Horsa : Eh, Hengist, what he means is that you will be thrown to the lions, in the arena
Hengist Pod : oh, THOSE lions! Yahhh!
[Hengist jumps into Horsa's arms. Horsa puts Hengist down]
Horsa : Don't worry. Head in the mouth, quick snap of the jaws and it'll all be over!
Hengist Pod : Yes, but how am I going to get his head into my mouth?