- Admiral Sir Digby Trevelyan: Turn on the ejector cock, Vicar, or we'll both be blown to the Devil!
- The Vicar: Speak for yourself.
- Lord Upshott: And for heaven's sake, don't try and talk business.
- Humphrey Gore-Brown: Yes, father.
- Lord Upshott: You absolutely know nothing about it.
- The Vicar: Now, Admiral, please.
- Admiral Sir Digby Trevelyan: Oh, hells bells, Vicar, it's about time you realize that all's fair in love and war and the Woburn Running. Now get aboard.
- Lord Upshott: Remember, the quickest way to any American millionaire's checkbook is through his women folk.
- Miriam Fisher: Come on, Kathy. We may be just in time to save your father from making an international fool of himself.
- Kathy Fisher: Mother, why is it that every time you're pleased with Daddy, he's your husband, and when he's fallen he's my father?
- Paul Fisher: It's very nice of you to come down and meet us. Perhaps we'll see you in London.
- Humphrey Gore-Brown: Well, I didn't realize you had your own car with you. You see, I brought the Rolls to take you to London, as it were.
- Paul Fisher: Oh. Well again, that's very kind of you, but uh, well, just a plain old Cadillac is good enough for us.
- Sir Giles Thompson: What's all this in aid of?
- Jack Hopkins: Some damn fool American girl ran slap into The Iron Maiden.
- Sir Giles Thompson: Is she alright?
- Jack Hopkins: Scraped a bit of paint off the boiler, otherwise she's fine.
- Sir Giles Thompson: I meant the girl.