- Charles: Income tax? What's that?
- Arthur Crane (IRS): Why, it's a little scheme the government's figured out. Been working quite well.
- Charles: You mean people have to pay a tax on what they earn?
- Arthur Crane (IRS): That's the idea.
- Charles: Well. I calculate as how that ain't fair.
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