Episode list

A door-to-door book salesman finds Gracie to be a tough customer; George and Harry try to get out of going to the movies by teaching their wives a confusing card game they invented for that purpose called "Kleebob."

After briefly discussing reaction to the first Burns and Allen telecast, George steps aside as Gracie visits an art museum and immediately decides that she will become a painter. In the middle of the show the dance team of Fosse and Niles do a number.

George Burns delivers a monologue on how he met Gracie while she bollixes the tax assessor and frustrates George and Harry with their football knowledge.

Blanche Morton becomes jealous when her husband, Harry, hires a new secretary because she assumes his new assistant is female. Meanwhile, a pretty high school student drops by the Burns home to interview George for her high school newspaper, Blanche and Gracie assume that the girl is the person Harry just hired.

George's banker persuades him to cancel Gracie's checking account. Meanwhile, a traffic cop tries to give Gracie a ticket for running red lights.

At Christmas, Gracie tells about the Christmases she had as a child.

Before the Mortons and Burnses go to a party, Gracie hires an Arthur Murray dance instructor to teach George and Harry how to dance. The boys beg off, citing "old football injuries" until they see the beautiful female dance instructor who will conduct the lesson.

Gracie discovers that today's date is circled on her calendar, but she doesn't remember why. She assumes she's supposed to throw a party.

George and Harry Morton want to go duck hunting, but Gracie and Blanche want to go to Palm Springs.

Gracie finds a stray St. Bernard dog so she brings him home. She tries to teach him tricks, such as how to fetch George's golf clubs which displeases George.

When Blanche discovers that Harry has been holding out money from his paycheck to go to the racetrack, she leaves him and stays with the Burnses.

George's accountant can't grasp Gracie's proposed tax deductions.

The Vanderlips are having a dinner party, but have not invited Blanche and Harry.

Gracie witnesses an car accident that involves gangster Johnny Velvet. Velvet and his attorney try to intimidate Gracie into testifying in his favor.

George is sick. People keep bringing him food to help him gain strength and recover.

The Vanderlips are going out of town for a few days, so Gracie volunteers to let their teenage daughter Emily stay with her and George during that time. Emily soon gets an interesting lesson when Gracie "helps" her with her schoolwork.

Harry Morton sells a lot in the neighborhood to some out-of-state people.

The Vanderlips plan to throw a lavish costume party, and Gracie looks to travel brochures to get some "ideas" for costumes for she and George.

Gracie's friend Mamie Kelly comes to visit and overstays her welcome because she keeps missing the various modes of transportation out of the city.

Harry Morton would rather go fishing than visit Blanche's mother.

George comes to the conclusion that he and Gracie are seeing too much of the Mortons. He devises a plan to trick Blanche and Harry to go out of town for the weekend so he and Gracie can use the Mortons' pool by themselves. Complications ensue.

A petition is circulated to prevent gangster Silky Thompson from moving into George and Gracie's neighborhood - and after spending some time with Gracie, Thompson signs it himself.

Gracie and Blanche read a diet book. They invite the author to speak at the meeting of their club, the Beverly Hills Uplifters Society. Gracie and Blanche are so inspired by the speech that they serve their husbands nothing but vegetables.

George's attempts to write a speech are interrupted by the Mortons, Harry and Mamie's children who, as Space Patrol cadets are constantly attacking "the Earthman" with their toy blasters.

Harry Morton has a real-estate client who sells appliances. Harry tells Gracie that she can order things through him wholesale. George makes her take the appliances back, so she buys the same items-retail.

Gracie organizes a wedding for a woman in the Burns's living room.