- The Innkeeper: I suppose you're all right. You've got a sort of half respectable look about you. I suppose you haven't done anything?
- Alfred Polly: Bit of arson.
- The Innkeeper: So long as you haven't the habit.
- Alfred Polly: My first time, m'am, and my last.
- The Innkeeper: Have you ever been to prison?
- Alfred Polly: Never.
- The Innkeeper: Nor reformatory?
- Alfred Polly: Not me. Do I look reformed?
- Alfred Polly: What do you think you'll do?
- Uncle Jim: What, if you don't clear out?
- Alfred Polly: Yes.
- Uncle Jim: Coo, you'd better. 'Ere, what won't I do to you once I start on yer? I'll make a mess of you. I'll do you injuries. I'll kick you ugly. I'll 'urt you in 'orrible ways, 'orrible ugly ways. You'll cry to see yourself.