- Ghost of Peeping Tom: Sorry gentlemen, I
- [cough, cough]
- Ghost of Peeping Tom: haven't had a smoke in a thousand years.
- Shemp: Think you're old enough to smoke?
- Chess-playing Skeleton: [the Stooges enter a room and stop dead when they see two skeletons playing chess] Come on! Move! Don't sit there like you're dead!
- [the other skeleton moves a chess piece. The first skeleton turns its head and sees the Stooges]
- Chess-playing Skeleton: Go away, boys! You bother me!
- [the Stooges run away, terrified]
- Ghost of Peeping Tom: [Moe stands the armor back up] Thank you. You are a gentleman.
- Moe: Oh, thank nothing of it. I --
- [does a double-take, then mutters under his breath]
- Moe: That's funny. For a minute, I thought that armor spoke to me.
- Ghost of Peeping Tom: I did.
- [Moe screams and his hair stands on end]