- John Muller: What happened? Did he hurt you?
- Evelyn Hahn: Do I look hurt?
- John Muller: I should say you do.
- Evelyn Hahn: Well, don't fool yourself. You don't get hurt these days.
- John Muller: No?
- Evelyn Hahn: No. It's very simple. You never expect anything, so you're never disappointed.
- John Muller: You're a bitter little lady.
- Evelyn Hahn: It's a bitter little world full of sad surprises, and you don't go around letting people hurt you.
- Evelyn Hahn: Don't take too much for granted. A girl has to have a social life.
- John Muller: The things that come out of that sweet baby-face of yours.
- Evelyn Hahn: Don't run away with yourself. Take it easy.
- John Muller: Why do I like you?
- Evelyn Hahn: My baby-blue eyes.
- [regaining her composure after mistakenly kissing Muller, thinking he was Dr. Bartok]
- Evelyn Hahn: What can I do for you?
- John Muller: What more could any reasonable man ask?
- Jerry: My height, right? Being short isn't as insuperable a handicap as you might think. If your personality is powerful, you can project the illusion of height.
- Swangron: About a month ago I ran into a fella who looked exactly like you. Oh, I don't mean a resemblance. This was you! A real double down to the last detail. Except of course he didn't have a scar on his cheek, naturally.