- Tony Brown: Father was known as the "King of Chemical Fertilizer." It sounds awful but it's really wonderful stuff. I'll send you some. It's good on everything. Anyhow, I guess that makes me the "Crown Prince of Fertilizer."
- Katie McDermad: You know something?
- Tony Brown: What?
- Katie McDermad: You're spoiled... but you're sweet.
- Tony Brown: That's what my mother used to say when she kissed me goodnight.
- Katie McDermad: I'm a nurse.
- Aunt Clara Chadwick: Good heavens, not really?
- Katie McDermad: Yes, is that bad?
- Aunt Clara Chadwick: Bad? The history of the medical profession is unparalleled in the annals of crime, if you don't mind my saying so.
- Katie McDermad: [politely annoyed] I'm afraid I do mind.
- Aunt Clara Chadwick: Well, that's absurd. The so-called science of medicine is one part theft, one part hocus pocus and the rest a form of legalized murder.
- Dr. Rollie Cobb: What's so funny?
- Katie McDermad: [Slightly tipsy] The overgrown ice cube. He thinks I'm unethical 'cause I take a fancy to someone who's clever, good-looking and rich in sin. Am I unethical?
- Dr. Rollie Cobb: You're loaded!
- Katie McDermad: A pleasant glow. Just enough to cast a beam of light down the pathway of the future.
- Lucille Brown: [Introducing her almost fiancé to her almost ex-husband] Oh, this is, ah, Malcolm.
- [to Malcolm]
- Lucille Brown: Say, "How do you do."
- Malcolm: [obediently, extending his hand] How do you do.
- Tony Brown: Hello, Malcolm.
- Lucille Brown: Isn't he a doll? He owns a whole chain of drugstores.
- Tony Brown: I hope you've got lost of aspirin, man.
- Lucille Brown: [to her about-to-be ex-husband] I didn't want to go into court thinking there were any hard feelings. After all, we've had our little difficulties but... that's all in the past. I want you to know, I forgive you.
- Tony Brown: I'm touched... for 300 grand to be exact.
- Lucille Brown: [to her estranged husband] Oh, I forgot. Mother sends her love.
- Tony Brown: Collect, no doubt.
- Dr. Jeff Chadwick: You know a woman's best weapon is to leave a man unsatisfied.
- Katie McDermad: Really?
- Dr. Jeff Chadwick: Mm hmm.
- Katie McDermad: What is man's best weapon?
- Dr. Jeff Chadwick: Money.
- Harlow Douglas: As a lawyer, I always advise against doing anything unethical... unless you can get away with it.
- Tony Brown: [to his attorney] How about what she did to me? She thinks a marriage license is a one-way ticket to the vault.
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