- Sally Willows: Now listen to me, Tim Willows, the situation with this dog of yours has gone entirely too far. He goes to a kennel tomorrow or I go!
- Tim Willows: Darling, you wouldn't have much fun in a kennel.
- Miss Edwards: You haven't lived yet. Not till you get a load of Mr. Manning. That's something.
- Dixie Gale: Is he nice?
- Miss Edwards: Mmm, well, he doesn't exactly poison babies. But then I don't think he knows many babies.
- Phil Manning: [drops his pills in the fishtank]
- Miss Gertie Twill: [chidingly] Is that the way you take your medicine?
- Phil Manning: That's right, Miss Twill, I feed it to the fish every day for a week, then on Friday I eat the fish!
- Miss Gertie Twill: You are not supposed to eat fish with your stomach.
- Phil Manning: [sarcastically] Oh, I guess it will be more fun if I ate it with yours.
- Phil Manning: [to his secretary] Telephone my wife. Find out what we're having for dinner. Tell her I don't like it.
- Phil Manning: Cold feet? Is that all you're worried about? Say, my wife goes to bed with a hot water bottle every night of her life, and not only that, it leaks! And a mud pack on her face! Why, I wake up at night and think the Ku Klux Klan is after me!