- Gabby: What assignment did you get?
- Lt. 'Brass' Bancroft: The Treasury stick-up.
- Gabby: Right down my alley. When do we leave?
- Lt. 'Brass' Bancroft: Well, you'll have to include yourself out this trip, Gabby. Well, you couldn't go anyway. Aren't you guarding the President?
- Gabby: Nah. He went fishin' again. Besides you need a man like me to look after yuh.
- Lt. 'Brass' Bancroft: Who's gonna look after you?
- Gabby: [Initially laughs but quickly realizes this is no compliment and he frowns] Whatta yuh mean?
- Gabby: [to Brass through a jail cell window] I'll get you outta here so fast it'll make my head swim!
- Lt. 'Brass' Bancroft: Whatta yuh waitin' for?
- Gabby: Wait a minute, will yuh? You better give me my book?
- [Referring to his English-Spanish dictionary]
- Gabby: I just thought I was askin' a girl how to get to the jail, and she slapped my face!