- Boomer Kildea: You get me a new drill, and I'll bring this gusher in quicker than you can split a cat's ear!
- Smiley Burnette: [after she's revealed as a scheming crook] Clarabelle, how could you do that to me?
- Mrs. Clarabelle Adams: Quit bawling, you idiot! I just played you for what you were worth, and that added up to nothing!
- Smiley Burnette: Oh, is that so, you female Jezebel? Now, you get outta here! There ain't no woman gonea make a fool outta me. Go on now!