- Don Martin: You know, the Buzzard here was cut out to make some good woman a husband.
- Gale Fletcher: I'm not that good.
- Don Martin: How are you Mrs. Fletcher. You're lookin' as young as ever. Nothing like being a contented wife, is it?
- Gale Fletcher: Ask someone who knows.
- Gale Fletcher: Do you dance?
- Don Martin: Do I dance? When Fred Astaire retires, who's there left but me.
- Don Martin: Look, luscious, it's bad enough havin' one woman planning up my future, but I draw the line at two.
- Don Martin: Not too rough?
- Gale Fletcher: Who want's everything smooth?
- Don Martin: Who wants everything?
- Gale Fletcher: You will stay, won't you?
- Don Martin: [whispers in Gale's ear] It'll be a pleasure.
- Don Martin: In some countries they'd know when a man's married because if he loves his wife - he beats her. How would you like a good beating, Mrs. Martin?
- Chris Linden: You have to catch me first
- Don Martin: Oh, a challenge.
- Don Martin: Look, I always say, if a wife can't support her husband, then she hasn't any right getting married.
- Bill Evans: Wilma, don't you ever want to mother anybody?
- Wilma: Bill, when you say mother, don't put your *hand* on my knee.
- Chris Linden: When you've done your errand, you jump into bed, because you have to be in great form tonight.
- Don Martin: Oh, don't you worry about me. I'll be so good tonight, you'll be sayin', "Who is that guy?"
- Chris Linden: Don't go back out front. Stand in the wings where I can see you.
- Don Martin: It'll be a pleasure.
- Male Skater: Hey, what's the big idea?
- Chris Linden: You keep out of this. I'm his wife.
- Male Skater: Yeah, but he was socking you.
- Chris Linden: So what? Husband got to have some fun.
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