- Anita Rogers: I love somebody else.
- Leslie McWhinney: Whoever he is, he's a fool if he can't see you.
- Anita Rogers: [after a long pause] It's Bing.
- Leslie McWhinney: Bing?
- Leslie McWhinney: You got a nice face.
- Bing Crosby: Thanks. Take a good look at it.
- [Leslie studies his face]
- Leslie McWhinney: I still think it's nice.
- Bing Crosby: You don't recognise me? Bing. Crosby.
- Leslie McWhinney: Leslie McWhinney's my name. I'm from Roaring Springs, Texas.
- Leslie McWhinney: I've seen you somewhere before.
- Bing Crosby: Well, this is my bedroom.
- Leslie McWhinney: Are we married?