Beau Hunks (1931)

Stan Laurel: Stan

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Quotes 

• Ollie : Didn't I just tell you I was going to be married?

  Stan : Who to?

  Ollie : Why, a woman of course. Did you ever hear of anybody marrying a man?

  Stan : Sure.

  Ollie : Who?

  Stan : My sister.

• Stan : [there's a knock at the door. Stan picks up the phone]  Hello.

  Ollie : What are you doing?

  Stan : Somebody knocking on the phone.

  Ollie : That's levity!

  Stan : Hello, Mr. Levity?

  Ollie : Go to the door! "Hello, Mr. Levity". Mmph!

• Stan : [reading a letter addressed to Ollie]  "I have decided that all is over between us. For, I love another. Your one-time sweetheart, Jean."

  Ollie : Oh. Oh-oh. Mmm-mmm. Oh-oh.

  Stan : What's the matter?

  Ollie : Didn't you read it?

  Stan : Yeah, but, I wasn't listening.

• Ollie : What did you do with your equipment?

  Stan : [points to Ollie's backpack]  I wrapped it up in yours.

• Commandant : You there, what is your number?

  Stan : Hollywood-4368.

• Ollie : Come, Stanley.

  Stan : Where we going?

  Ollie : We're going where we can forget!

  Stan : What do you mean WE'VE got to forget?

  Ollie : None of your business, let's go!

• Ollie : [to the Fort Arid Commander]  I have just captured the Chief of the Riff Raff.

  Stan : Yes, sir. He was trying to make a get away on his dormitory.

  Ollie : Not dormitory. Dromedary.

  Stan : Oh, yeah. A thing that eats dates.

• Ollie : Give me that letter!

  Stan : Wait a minute, there's some more. Do you see my glasses?

  [Ollie flips them down off of Stan's forehead] 

  Stan : "B.S. It's best we never see each other again. Jeanie Weenie."

  Ollie : What does she mean, "B.S."?

  Stan : Big Sucker, I guess.

• Ollie : [singing]  I love you, I love you, I love you, You are the ideal of my dreams, I always knew, T'would be someone like you, I've loved you forever it seems, For years in my mind's fondest fancy, A picture of your face I drew, And I knew you somehow, When I met you just now, You are the ideal of my dreams.

  Stan : [talking]  What are you getting so mushy about?

  Ollie : Well, I'm glad you asked me. I couldn't keep it from you much longer.

  Stan : What?

  Ollie : Life's biggest moment. I'm going to be married.

  Stan : You don't believe me?

• Ollie : What's your name?

  Ollie : This is Mr. Laurel, Admiral. My name is Hardy, Oliver Norvell Hardy.

  Commandant : Joined up together, eh?

  Stan : Yes, ma'am.

  Ollie : We're buddies.

• Ollie : Come on.

  Stan : Where you going?

  Ollie : None of your business! Come on.

• Commandant : What on earth ever prompted you two to join the Legion?

  Ollie : Well, you see, Brigadier, it was like this...

  Stan : I came here to help him forget.

  Commandant : Forget? Forget what?

  Stan : What did I forget?

  Commandant : Well, well, well?

  Stan : I forgot.

  Commandant : You forgot what you came here to forget? Well, we'll see that you don't forget what you're here for!

• Commandant : Well, you certainly are a sorry lookin' pair.

  Ollie : We're not sorry.

  Stan : No, sir, we're just discouraged.

• Stan : I feel just like Jeanie Weenie.

  Ollie : What do you mean you feel just like Jeanie Weenie?

  Stan : I feel like I've traveled all over the world.

  Ollie : Go to sleep!