- Mrs. Hinkle, the Landlady: Mr. Carter, third floor front. He's a process server. That's a real influential job. He thinks you're pretty nice. He'd like to take you out.
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: No, thank you, Mrs. Hinkle. You see, I'm avoiding process servers this season
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: [indicating a built-in radio] I like that. I think it's very clever.
- Tony Jardine: Thank you. I always like a woman who appreciates - and accepts - a man's ideas.
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: With... reservations?
- Tony Jardine: Oh, you don't believe in inhibitions, do you?
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: [moving away] When a man begins to talk about inhibitions, it's time to look at the view.
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: Frankie, you set the table.
- Francine Daniels: Oooh, Jerry, I can't. I'm lying down. I have an awful headache.
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: Yeah? What have YOU got in there to ache?
- Francine Daniels: Oh, you wouldn't care if I was lying here dead!
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: Indeed, I would! You haven't paid your share of this month's rent. Snap out of it, Lady VanDerVere and put the the hardware on the table!
- Eloise - A Mannequin: [Referring to Miss Hartley, the Head of Lingerie Department, who had just told her to put some whitener on her legs because her "freckles are showing through"] Just because she's got skin like elephant's hide, she don't know that men like freckles.
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: They don't care whether you've got freckles or not, as long as you've got legs.
- Eloise - A Mannequin: You're the strangest girl.
- Geraldine 'Gerry' March: Do you think so?
- Eloise - A Mannequin: I certainly do.
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