- Captain Bowden: 'Ere, 'alf a mo', what do you think this is, a blooming excursion boat or something?
- Tracy Egan: Captain Bowden?
- Captain Bowden: That's my name.
- Tracy Egan: I'm Tracy Egan. How are you, Sir?
- Captain Bowden: I'm very poorly, thank you. I got wind around me 'eart.
- Tracy Egan: Well, that's too bad I'm sure but...
- Captain Bowden: Now, don't try to give me any remedies. I've tried 'em all - Gin, whisky, brandy, beer, none of 'em any good.