- Gladys Joy: Nobody ever tells me what they don't tell everybody else too. I don't know what's the matter with me.
- Man: If I was your best friend I could tell you.
- Gladys Joy: Oh Captain Rourke, I think you're wonderful!
- Detective Captain Rourke: I like you, too, baby. Now shut up!
- Gladys Joy: If I can't write your memoirs, I'll take your autograph. I'll put you right next to Mae West.
- Mike Eagan: That's a pretty good offer lady but I've got a previous engagement.