Sweet Music (1935)

Al Shean: Sigmund Selzer

Quotes 

• Sidney Selzer : [pointing out to Skip Houston that the public doesn't seem to like Bonnie Haydon's performances]  Ah, look at these letters. One fellow says her voice would sound better through a thick feather pillow. And they send them by airmail, so they can tell us *faster* how terrible they think she is! Am I right, Sigmund?

  Sigmund Selzer : For once, you're right!

• Sigmund Selzer : Have a Seltzer cigar?

  'Ten Percent' Nelson : If they're Seltzers, I'll take two.

  Sidney Selzer : Save the bands! We're going to have a contest over the radio, you know? Anyone that sends in ten thousand bands first gets a baby grand piano.

  'Ten Percent' Nelson : Ten thousand Seltzer cigars? They won't want a piano, they'll need a harp.