- Walter Webb: Well, I gotta be goin' home. Look after things, Will.
- Will: And I won't take any wooden nickels.
- Walter Webb: Wooden nickels? You wouldn't?
- Chauffeur: Walter Webb, service with a smile. What seems to be the trouble?
- Lonesome Driver: Well, I'm lonesome. I've got this car and plenty of money, but, no place to go.
- Chauffeur: Plenty of money and no place to go? I'll soon fix that.
- [Goes to the back of his van and opens the door. Out steps three young women]
- Chauffeur: Okay, come on girls. Which one do you want?
- Lonesome Driver: I'll take the blonde.
- Chauffeur: Blonde. Okay.
- [the blonde gets into the lonesome driver's car]
- Chauffeur: Two dollars, three dollars on deposit.
- Lonesome Driver: There you are.
- [Pays the Chauffeur]
- Chauffeur: Okay. Walter Webb, service with a smile.
- Lonesome Driver: Hmmm. Something tells me I'm going to lose my deposit.
- Boy in Gray Car: [singing] What luck dear, we're all out of gas. We're stuck here.
- Girl in Gray Car: Hmmm. This looks suspicious. Whatcha Gonna Do Now?
- Boy in Gray Car: Simply hang around, no hurry. I know we'll be found, don't worry.
- Girl in Gray Car: Hmmm. It sounds fictitious. Whatcha Gonna Do Now?
- Boy in Gray Car: This ole front seat will be comfy, far from the busy town.
- Girl in Gray Car: What a setting, its made for petting. I'm glad the car broke down!
- Boy in Gray Car: Now the big surprise, hold steady. You must close your eyes, all ready?
- Girl in Gray Car: Mmmm. This'll be delicious. Whatcha Gonna Do Now?
- Boy in Green Car: [singing] This car is a real - satisfaction. If you like to feel - the action.
- Girl in Green Car: Uh-uh! Never mind the shifting. Whatcha Gonna Do Now?
- Girl in Black Car: [singing] Now you got me here, stop jerking. What's the big idea? Start working.