- Miss Frisby: Two minds and a single thought.
- Dr. Dudley: Yes, it's about all they can handle at one time.
- Miss Pilot - Radio Announcer: [First lines] This program is coming to you directly from the elaborate salon of the Maiden America Beauty Products Company. Ladies you are welcome here! You are welcome to see our little revue and learn how you too can become a Miss America. A thing of beauty is a joy forever! Of course, none of us can live forever, but, we all want to be beautiful while we do live.
- Ruth Etting: [singing] Keep praising them up to the skies; And keep right on telling lies; They love to be told, they're first on the list; They're never too old to be cuddled and kissed; Whatever you do, Keep romance alive. From sweet seventeen to seventy-five; The rivalries keen and for love to survive; Whatever you do, Keep romance alive...
- Dr. Dudley: Hey, get a load of that doll over there in the window given me the hi sign. She's going for me in a big way.
- Dr. Dudley: Wait! Cut it out, will you, cut it out!
- Andy: What'd you have to go wake me up for? I was just kissin' Daisy.
- Dr. Dudley: Kissin' Daisy, nothin'. You were kissin' me!
- [Camera pans back and you see Andy and Dr. Dudley sleeping in the back of their car, in a park, next to a sign that reads: Ball Playing Prohibited]
- Daisy: They want to know if we can come to their office, today.
- Miss Frisby: Can we come! Just as soon as I change my costume. Oh, can we come!
- Andy: Why did you have to go and tell Daisy we got big offices for?
- Dr. Dudley: We got a chance of gettin' ourselves in on this Frisby proposition and there's nothing like a big office to impress a woman. Now, here are the lipsticks and this is our future headquarters.
- Dr. Dudley: You get him on the phone and tell him something to get him out of there. Tell him some bad news.
- Andy: I'll tell him his wife ran away.
- Dr. Dudley: That's not bad news.
- Miss Frisby: When Daisy told me about the flavored lipsticks and about all the big things you were doing, I said to myself...
- Dr. Dudley: Yes?
- Miss Frisby: There's a man that's doing *big* things!
- Dr. Dudley: Eh - big!
- Miss Frisby: And then a thought came to me, an inspiration, and a little voice whispered, "Meet that man and merge!"
- Dr. Dudley: [singing while Miss Frisby pulls the buttons off of his vest and his underwear out from inside his pants] Just keep on doin' whatcha doin', Although its leadin' me to ruin, Just keep on doin' whatcha doin' cause I love whatcha doin' to me...
- Andy: Say, that girl should be penalized five yards.
- Dance Director: What for?
- Andy: Backfield in motion.
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