Ray Butani: [Opens the door to Patrick and David's room] Knock! Knock! Is everybody decent?
David Rose: [David is still sleeping with his head resting against Patrick's shoulder but he's startled awake by Ray's voice] Oh my god!
Patrick Brewer: Once again Ray? Saying "knock! knock!" isn't the same as actually knocking?
Ray Butani: I know. But I'm making some breakfast and I was wondering if I should save some for you two?
David Rose, Patrick Brewer: Sure!
Ray Butani: Great! Door open or closed?
David Rose: Closed.
David Rose: [Turns to Patrick] I thought you were going to talk to him about this? I very rarely let people see me before 9:00 AM.
Patrick Brewer: I did! The knock knock is him taking the note!
David Rose: Well, maybe you should invest in a lock, lock?
Ray Butani: Gentlemen?
David Rose: Wholly fuck! What?
Ray Butani: [Opening the door again!] I just realized that we don't have any eggs. But I have pancake mix. How do we feel about that?
David Rose: 4, please!
Ray Butani: David, I constantly hear about how you eat too much but I saw you walk from your bedroom to the shower and you look fine.
Patrick Brewer: Ray? We might need a minute.
Ray Butani: Great! Door opened or closed?
Patrick Brewer: Closed!
David Rose: [Turning to Patrick] WOWWWWWWW!
Patrick Brewer: Okay! This isn't working anymore. I think it's time that we got an apartment.
David Rose: Oh! Okay if that's what you want?
Patrick Brewer: I think it's more of a need at this point, David, I've been thinking about it for a while now?
Ray Butani: Gentlemen? You're going to laugh at this but I found the eggs in the pantry they were sitting by the pancake mix so they've been out for days.
David Rose: Can I still have the pancakes?
Ray Butani: Yes!
[Ray walks away without closing David and Patrick's bedroom door]
Patrick Brewer: Ray?
Ray Butani: Patrick?
Patrick Brewer: [Makes a "close the door" gesture] Door closed.
Ray Butani: Of course!