Noah's Ark

Was expecting a cutesy kids film that probably didn't adhere too much to the traditional account but this strayed so far it didn't even make sense. The plot was so thin it was almost transparent. The characters were one dimensional. Shem, Ham and Japheth were no where to be seen. It was nice that Grandma Ruth (Mrs Noah) was a woman of colour but a bit weird that she kept making potions to fix her ancient ailing idiot of a husband (Noah). There were lines added obviously for modern relevance that didn't add anything to the story (and they could have done if they weren't just isolated oddities) like one about not getting the one male one female, what about all the other types of families? Or God getting too many voicemails when one text would have done. All in all just a total mess.