Episode list

After receiving a request to appear on the show from Ms. Truck and Hitch 2004 to 2007 (Christine Miller), Smooch and The Chronic Crew head to the house of a real life beauty queen. When they arrive, they discover that their preconceived notions are completely true: girls, girls and more girls. After being forced into a "wardrobe" change, Smooch, alongside Ms. Truck and Hitch 2004 to 2007 attempts to create a low-calorie tainted smoothie: The Green Bottoms Up. Unbeknownst to Smooch, Ms. Truck and Hitch 2004 to 2007 is at a cross roads in her life and plans to either take over the show or to run off with her internet boyfriend LaserLord2013. Will Ms. Truck and Hitch 2004 to 2007 take over the show or will Smooch get her to follow her heart? Will the bikini clad distractions prevent The Chronic Crew from filming the show at all?

Smooch and his old friend LA (Keith Edison), a smooth talking well-dressed brotha, cook the most delicious brownies (aka The Quonics) with LA's wife Quon (Jeri Lynn Endo), a rigid woman of few words. Quon is a non-pot smoker, or so Smooch and LA think, and in order to get the weed into the brownie mix, Smooch and LA are forced to use the "behind-the-back-butter- switcheroo" in order to switch the tainted butter with the regular butter. Unbeknownst to them, Quon is hip to their little scheme and switches theme butter back, ultimately leaving the show without a finished treat forcing the show to be scrapped. But as always, Smooch is cool in the end and has his stoner clan over for a potluck where they all partake in his freshly baked infused brownies.

Smooch and The Chronic Crew head to the North Shore to cook with an old surfing buddy, Turts. Between empty cupboards and a hot tempered girlfriend, they manage to come up with a tainted "recipe" and bruises to match.

Smooch visits his good acquaintance GregO (Jeff Juett), an under sexed self-proclaimed king of high end penis art. Smooch and GregO set out to create a simple cracker recipe called The Leary Biscuit but are continuously interrupted by GregOs mom Mrs. Anderson (Sally Davis), an oversexed fading cougar, and her overtly sexual advances on the team's camera man Larry, a young twenties sexually active young cougar lovin stud. After a couple of physical confrontations with Larry and his mother, GregO, now with two black eyes and barely standing, places foil in the microwave with the Leary Biscuits causing the garage to be engulfed in flames which ultimately stop the production. As always, Smooch is cool in the end and has his stoner clan over for a potluck where they all partake in his freshly microwaved batch of Leary Biscuits.

Tired of the show's stick-up-the-ass producer Brent Vanderpink (Joseph Kingsley), Smooch and the Chronic Crew decide to take matters into their own hands. Nappy, the shows Director of Photography, arranges, unbeknownst to Brent, a cannabis therapy cooking session with his personal and world renowned transformation psychologist Madame Toulouse Pous'set (Olga Kalashnikova). While Madame Pous'set's methods might be questionable and the rules of her lair a bit controversial, there are two things that are clear: 1) she is effective, and 2) she makes one hell of an infused crepe. A dish she calls Cray Cray Crepes.