- [first lines]
- [to three old men in a coffee shop]
- George Fayne: Hey! Have you seen Nancy Drew?
- Old Man in Coffee Shop: Nancy who?
- George Fayne: [running away] Never mind, thanks!
- [Nancy and George pound on Bess's bedroom door]
- Bess Marvin: Please, guys. Go away.
- Nancy Drew: We're not leaving.
- Bess Marvin: Great. I'm so pathetic, my friends have to come and rescue me. I'm an even bigger loser than I thought.
- Nancy Drew: Okay, if... if needing your friends means you're a loser, then I'm the biggest, loser of all, 'cause you guys make me forget I live in this one-horse town every day.
- [George suddenly opens the door, nearly causing Nancy to fall]
- Nancy Drew: Geez!
- Bess Marvin: Hey.
- Nancy Drew: [laughing] Hi.
- Bess Marvin: Actually, River Heights has four horses.
- Helen: Look, there is more than one black Mercedes in River Heights.
- Nancy Drew: Not with the same licence plate, there isn't.
- Helen: Make up your mind! Earlier you said you didn't see the licence plate clearly!
- [slams table]
- Helen: Derek did not do this, and when you find out that I am right, you owe me a *major* apology.
- Nancy Drew: If I find out you're right, I'll... vote you for prom queen!
- Helen: [proudly] I'm already prom queen.