- Robert Partridge: Big game tonight, huh?
- Bobby Partridge: Yeah, I guess so.
- Robert Partridge: Love that enthusiasm.
- Robert Partridge: You'd tell me if someone hurt you, right?
- Bobby Partridge: Why, would you hurt them?
- Robert Partridge: ...Oh yes.
- Robert Partridge: Don't you have an office you can go to?
- Mister Basilicus: You know I do. It's just so cold in there.
- Georgette Partridge: What is going on, Robert? You're either cheating on me or you're using cocaine again. Which is it?
- Robert Partridge: I'm cheating on you.
- Georgette Partridge: Who is it?
- Robert Partridge: Cocaine.