- Hank: We're out in the country, man. What did you expect? It's like Lord of the Frickin' Rings out here.
- Caleb: I want... repentance. Retribution. I want the world to know that lying, manipulative scumbags like you will go punished.
- Vera: Oooh, he might be one of those bounty hunter types? You know, like on the tele. Maybe Mike has a secret gambling problem?
- Andie: Come on, Hank. You knew what this was. Don't play the helpless victim... you covered for me all the time. And, this little arrangement worked for you too. Without me, you'd spend every lunchtime at school in chess club with Fredrick and Kwan. I put you on the map.
- Hank: No. I covered for you so you could go clubbing with your friend, Millie... Right, there is no Millie. You didn't go out clubbing every Friday.