These two so called horror legends, Lloyd Kaufman and Jim O'Rear bring to you this so called "horror" movie.
It looks like the local amateur dramatic socity have put on a show for the local village.
The actors are hamming it and the dialogue makes the complete thing wooden.
This lame and seriosly collection of tales look more like a home movie.
Five tales of "horror" with a slasher, a mummy, some mad dolls, a troll, a bad cop, surely something must be scary.
The thing with any anthology of stories is that if one is bad, you can always move on to the next one.
I'm sorry but these tales don't deliver the shocks that you would expect from a horror movie.
The highlights are : a "mummy" who looks like he's covered in toilet rolls who kills a guy. Was that tomato soup pouring out of this mouth?
Some mad dolls peeking round corners on the end of an arm.
I'm sorry it should come with a warning.
AVOID!!!
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