Surprise Cum Blast!

The title lays it on the line: another all-sex exercise, this time from a poor label named "UK Sinners", whose output is several rungs below similar British-oriented Euro outfits like Killergram and UK Porn Kings. Like the old wives' tale about New York City Chinese and Indian restaurants actually sharing a single huge kitchen located somewhere in Central Park, the sameness here spells dullness.

Cast is polyglot, with Yank star tossed in with veteran MILF Tara Holiday and incomparable new Scandi beauty Lynna Nilsson. Vignette structure means the gals are in totally separate shoots, with Brit Porn talent servicing them.

The rather brief story set-ups attempt to create some conflict and tension. but to no avail. The cast might as well be caught looking at their watches before (and during) the five sex scenes, as anxiety to meet up with the pay master is the only suspense generated here.

Title ends up meaning creampie action, for fans who dig that particular fetish.