Real Housewives Volume 03

This series of features from a fly-by-night label badly christened as "British MILF Entertainment" has offered me few pleasures, and this third volume (I'm watching them in random order) is merely worse than usual. That's because the unnamed director, presumably DiSanto but who knows?, had the temerity to present a segment right out of the '50s Kitchen Sink genre, making me paranoid since I'm perhaps the only viewer out their in videoland who might care.

There are lots of uncredited extras (who in any event would not want to be associated with porn, even in non-sex assignments) as we watch the travails of Ryan Ryder bickering with Zara DuRose. Playing like a crude cross between Ken Loach and Mike Leigh, this portrait of a Brit couple struggling to survive on the dole is hardly conducive to suddenly launching into the necessary lengthy XXX sex scene, offending me with its dubious pretentiousness.

The rest of the show is boring and same-old junk like the other dozen-plus entries in this series, few segments of which have anything to do with housewives, while the "Real" in the title is really misleading, as no amateur talent is employed, just players from Porn Central Casting in London.

Kerry Louise is advertised in the cast list but I didn't spot her -probably a vignette entirely missing.