Just Between You & Me

The lousy gimmick of Barrett Blade's "Tricky Spa" series under Gamma's "Fantasy Massage" rubric is run into the ground in this lame compilation. Saving grace is lovely Christie Stevens in the final, reversal of fortune scene.

Until then, it's the same old regimented format of nasty masseurs setting up hidden cameras (but Blade cheats on camera angles throughout) and tricking lovely clients into giving them hand jobs, blow jobs and often full intercourse. It's misogyny on the half shell for a retarded audience, as tiresome as can be.

Jack Vegas is told by tall Alana Luv that she's sore from airplane travel, so he dangles the prospect of free tickets to get her to have sex with him. Afterward, his attitude is "What tickets?", cheating her so supposedly the viewer will chuckle.

Interracial sex is provided by Angelina Chung, a shy girl who is uncomfortable being touched. This contradictory premise was used in another forgettable Gamma show I sat through, and Eric Masterson as masseur exploits it in order to inveigle her into sexual-initiation, an utterly unconvincing skit start to finish.

Tall and willowy Rose Black (she vaguely looks like Emily Blunt) can't act or improvise at all, so Ryan McLane has to do all the talking. His dull patter manages to get her to put out, but this is a nothing segment worthy of a cutting room floor, not entry into a compilation on DVD.

Steven St. Croix makes a brief and uncredited appearance as seemingly the spa's boss, setting up Derrick Pierce to teach new employee, hired as masseuse, Siri how it's done. He gives her a massage and then forced sex, cajoling her about the necessity of becoming a "team player" if she wants to work there, typical sexual harassment at the work place that Barrett & co. find amusing fodder for porn. Siri's scrunched up face disgust at being treated this way is the only saving grace of this episode.,

Finale showcases a true beauty Christie Stevens, with a face reminiscent of Debbie Harry and most beautiful breasts. Turnabout is fair play, and she astounds McLane by wanting sex, leaving him tongue-tied as he has no opportunity to do his verbal bamboozling. It's great to see the biter get bit, but even this arousing scene is undermined by the ignorance of pornographers like Blade. Even though Brazzers has a hit series titled "Dirty Masseur", this is at least the 10th time I've seen an Adult video where the male therapists are called "masseuses", in this case in Christie's tag line at the end of the scene. It wouldn't have cost time or money for Blade to yell Cut! and do the brief dialog coda over again, but he apparently doesn't know any better.