- Narrator: Briony sucks up the world. Briony lives life to the fullest. You can tell by how sweaty and grimy she is. This is her natural state of being.
- Briony McGovern, Age 9: Let's go.
- Teen Briony McGovern: Go where?
- Briony McGovern, Age 9: Somewhere fun.
- Teen Briony McGovern: Holy shit.
- Briony McGovern, Age 9: We swear now?
- Teen Briony McGovern: Yes.
- Briony McGovern, Age 9: Can I swear?
- Teen Briony McGovern: No.
- Briony McGovern, Age 9: Why not?
- Teen Briony McGovern: It's not classy for a little kid to swear.
- Briony McGovern, Age 9: It's not classy for you either.