Kill 'Em All

When I stumbled upon the 2017 crime action movie "Kill 'Em All" here in 2022, it was by sheer random chance. I had never heard about the movie, but seeing that it was a movie that had Jean-Claude Van Damme on the cast list, of course I opted to watch it. Sure, I wasn't harboring much of any high hopes for the movie, as most of his movies since the 2000s have been mediocre at best.

But hey, as I hadn't seen the movie, of course I opted to give writers Jesse Cilio, Brian Smolensky and Craig Stewart's movie a chance.

"Kill 'Em All" was sort of a swing and a miss of a movie. The movie was driven by an insanely boring, slow paced and downright pointless storyline. I really tried to get into the narrative here, but it was just impossible.

And the fact that the character gallery had the appeal of wet paint didn't exactly help to sell the narrative.

I was a little bit disappointed in "Kill 'Em All", given the fact that it had both Jean-Claude Van Damme, Peter Stormare and Daniel Bernhardt on the cast list.

I am sure that there is an audience out there for a movie such as "Kill 'Em All", but it was just not a movie that entertained me. And this is by no means a movie that I will be returning to watch a second time.

My rating of "Kill 'Em All" lands on a three out of ten stars.