Euro Girl Tour

Toni Ribas represents one of many inexplicable Adult Entertainment success stories, going from a Euro Porn discovery by Antonio Adamo (star of his Ridley ripoff "Private Gladiator" to Chatsworth fame and fortune and even unearned "Hall of Famer" status. Penthouse let him direct some assembly-line junk in Europe, and this self-serving video is one of them.

Toni insists on humping in two of the requisite five sex vignettes, putting it to Samia Duarte in Barcelona and back at it with Cristal May in parts unknown. The many locations indicate plenty of moolah was wasted by Penthouse Digital on this lowliest of titles in its catalog, as its no-name femme cast hardly could be expected to generate interest.

Best scene is due to the beautiful finale where the team of Yoha and Leo Galvez make love on a beach near a photogenic grotto. Also striking, if hardly memorable, is shaved head (looks like she signed up for Boot Camp with the marines) C.J. getting serviced by David Perry, who even bursts into a bit of French for her edification. The Galvezes speak at length strictly in Spanish, untranslated and unsubtitled as if Ribas were directing generic sex rather than a major label release. Well, generic sex is what we get.