- Samantha Bee: OK, first off, the Thurmond Rule isn't a rule. It's just a thing Strom Thurmond made up in 1968 while taking a short break from throwing cigarette butts at black people.
- Samantha Bee: The Religious Right so dominated the culture, even Bill Clinton couldn't fulfill his campaign promise to let gays serve openly in the military. And speaking of not serving in the military, George W. Bush.